Marge Simpson?

all week and weekend, I have been sick with pneumonia and my throat has been sore and hoarse
I started to feel better, so my friend took me to Colby's to eat
I ordered my food and we got it and ate
Right when I was going to pay the waitress, she said "Oh my GAWSH!! Honey, you sound just like Marge Simpson!"
And she was seriously happy and excited and I just stared at her
I didnt know what to do, so I just said "Oh....well thanks"
I have been self-concious about it since

Oh...you're awake?

This morning, I was sleeping perfectly fine....it was around like, 6:30..30 minutes before I wake up.
I'm semi-awake and I feel something get on my bed....I thought it was my dog or whatever, so I wasnt worried to much about it.
I'm laying there and all of a sudden I hear "BLAGGHHHH!!!!"
I jump up, and wake up to find that my dog puked in my bed...and my stomach
So, yeah I had a MIGHTY FINE wake up call this morning
It. Was. Wonderful.